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Womynist #2:
[shocked]
You dated a white male?
Sa [...]
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Droz:
All right, what's your major?
Phys. Ed. Maj [...]
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Droz:
These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a [...]
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Afrocentrist:
...and the walls are painted white, [...]
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Pigman:
"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in t [...]
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Jock #1:
What's up, babes?
Womynist #1:
Pack up y [...]
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Pigman:
Pins and needles!
[shouts]
Pigman:
Pins [...]
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Womynist #1:
Fine, Sam. Why don't we forget about [...]
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Rand:
I scheme and plan for MONTHS and it gets scr [...]
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President Garcia-Thompson:
So this is the sewer wh [...]
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Droz:
Okay. What's your major?
Physics Major:
Uh, [...]
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President Garcia-Thompson:
Well I think Bisexual A [...]
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Droz:
Frog And Toad Are Friends, that's with the g [...]
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Bantam:
America's greatest president.
Rand:
It's [...]
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Droz:
Hey monkeys, how about a little respect. The [...]
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Droz:
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the [...]
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Moonbeam:
MEAT TOSSER!
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Tom:
What's he doin?
Droz:
He's finishing his sen [...]
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Katy:
What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecilia:
Too [...]
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Droz:
We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic.
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Droz:
What's your major?
Sanskrit Major:
Sanskrit [...]
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Droz:
Well, you call those useless, yerk-toting, f [...]
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Droz:
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to r [...]
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Droz:
Hi, is Sam in there?
Womynist #1:
"In there [...]
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Droz:
Gentlemen.
[as the members of Balls And Sha [...]
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Droz:
[stealing a car, finds The Club, still in th [...]
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Rand:
Everyone, I have some good news. First of al [...]
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Droz:
Ok, now it's true, the majority of students [...]
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Droz:
Want some advice?
Tom:
Well, yeah.
Droz:
W [...]
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Droz:
[to Sam about Rand]
You remember this guy? H [...]
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Womynist #2:
Stop the penis party!
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President Garcia-Thompson:
You passed out cigarett [...]
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Katy:
Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: Tonight, at the P [...]
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Droz:
All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rocket [...]
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Droz:
Go to sleep! Why won't you just go to sleep!
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Womynist #1:
"Mr. Pokey"? What the hell is that?
[...]
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Samantha:
[at party]
Hey not bad, The Naked Guy sh [...]
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Droz:
Are we having a party tonight or what?
Ceci [...]
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Pampers Woman:
Excuse me, but can you blow me wher [...]
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