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Mike Nelson:
The Jetsons 2: After the Armageddon.
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Tom Servo:
I'm experiencing a sensation altogether [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[as Cal beats a MutAnt in the head] [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[gazing at the stars]
I feel so ins [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Into the weenie mobile, weenie man [...]
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Cal Meecham:
[Struggling with the controls of his [...]
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Mike:
Suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor.
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Mike:
Washingtonland, the new Disney theme park.
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Dr. Cal Meecham:
This isn't paper. It's some kind [...]
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Mike Nelson:
Doesn't the fact that it's universal [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Ugh! Who sneezed on the credits?
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[on approaching the planet Metaluna]
Mike:
Eww, i [...]
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Exeter:
Now place your hands above the rail
[hand [...]
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Mike:
[as Cal, after Cal & Ruth's plane is beamed [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[as ship descends into fantastic Me [...]
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[alien spaceship catches plane in tractor beam]
M [...]
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Cal Meecham:
[after German scientist comments on M [...]
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Tom Servo:
When in California, be sure to visit be [...]
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[as Cal and Joe assemble the Interositor]
Crow T. [...]
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Mike Nelson:
[as a Postman delivers a letter]
Sort [...]
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Tom Servo:
Hope you like cyanide!
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Dr. Cal Meecham:
I hope you tax payers don't mind. [...]
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Mike Nelson:
[as the Universal-Internation Present [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[as a crewman pushes a lever]
This [...]
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Exeter:
Into the converter tubes. Ruth, you take t [...]
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Exeter:
[a MutAnt blocks their path to escape]
He [...]
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Mike:
Eat at Joes Eat At Joes, Eat at Joes
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[as Joe is talking, Cal ruffels through his desk]
[...]
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Tom Servo:
[Zagon bomb explodes en route to though [...]
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[as Exeter's flying saucer crashes]
Tom Servo:
Oh [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
You killed the Hubble!
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Crow T. Robot:
[in a scene where the brain creatur [...]
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Dr. Cal Meecham:
[after Ruth's tube opens and the [...]
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Tom Servo:
Space, the final frontier, these are th [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[on the Mu-tant]
Nuts! It's Ted Ken [...]
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Dr. Forrester:
Hello, and welcome. I'm Dr. Clayton [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
G.I. Joe action set. Nerdy Joe not [...]
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Benkitnorf:
[the crew catches Benkitnorf in the sh [...]
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Tom Servo:
Sort this, deliver that, I'll make them [...]
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[as entire mountain explodes]
Tom Servo:
That's w [...]
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Plane Voice:
Good morning, Dr. Meecham.
Tom Servo [...]
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Mike:
Putting the men's room in the tower, what wa [...]
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Mike:
I'm just gona drop you at the north pole, th [...]
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Tom Servo:
This Island Earth can be yours IF the p [...]
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Dr. Forrester:
I'm feeling particularly evil becau [...]
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Tom Servo:
Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the f [...]
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[as Tom Servo reads the opening credits:]
Tom Ser [...]
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[as Exeter's flying saucer catches fire]
Crow T. [...]
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Tom Servo:
This isn't shot day-for-night. It's mor [...]
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Cal Meecham:
Check rate of radioactive decay.
Cro [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Puppet wranglers? There weren't any [...]
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Dr. Cal Meecham:
"Complete line of iterociter part [...]
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Tom Servo:
Let go of my hand, Joe!
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Tom Servo:
Crow you big dope, you can't tunnel thr [...]
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Mike:
Yeah, let's slip awayy under cover of aftern [...]
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Exeter:
I won't ask you to condone what we've done [...]
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Tom Servo:
It's the amazing technicolor cheese wed [...]
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Dr. Clayton Forrester:
Prepare yourselves for my m [...]
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Dr. Clayton Forrester:
Say, come to think about it [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
C'mon! Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!
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Tom Servo:
Wow, that ringing! Now he knows what th [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
They're forcing him to visit Branso [...]
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Mike:
Crow!
Crow T. Robot:
[stops swinging pick-a [...]
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Carl Meecham:
Relocation? To where?
The Monitor:
[...]
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[after Mike damages the Hubble]
Crow T. Robot:
Aa [...]
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Crow T. Robot, Mike, Tom Servo:
NORMAL VIEW! [...]
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[Dr. Forrester holds a photo of Mike Nelson]
Dr. [...]
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[Watching the credits, Eastman productions comes u [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Man, the universe is really cruisin [...]
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[after breaching the hull in an escape attempt]
C [...]
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Exeter:
[Hammy]
Stand back... I command you, stand [...]
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[upon seeing that there is no one flying the plane [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[as Ruth]
Oh, Carl.
Tom Servo:
[as [...]
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Joe Wilson:
You're too darned smart.
Tom Servo:
A [...]
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Joe:
Cal! Pull up!
Cal Meecham:
I can't. I'm too [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
I'm gonna curl up in his sock drawe [...]
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[seeing the desolate, war-ravaged surface of Metal [...]
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Cal Meecham:
[reading from the iterociter handbook [...]
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Gypsy:
Uh uh! No way! This is your dishwashing liq [...]
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Mike:
Boy, the landlady's gonna be mad.
Tom Servo [...]
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Dr. Clayton Forrester:
Wait help, auntie Em! Aunti [...]
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Tom Servo:
If not satisfied with this movie, pleas [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Don't leave me with the Germans!
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[Inside the environmental tubes]
Crow T. Robot:
W [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[as Joe comes down the stairs]
This [...]
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Joe:
You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Rob [...]
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Tom Servo:
Ah, they're going 65, so they'll be the [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
[Bashing jauntily at the hull with [...]
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[Cal and Joe are looking in an interositer catalog [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Oh, my god! My waffle! Oh the human [...]
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Mike:
Geez, Dr. Forrester!
Crow T. Robot:
What a [...]
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[one of the aliens is firing on the humans]
Crow [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
The secret government Eggo Project!
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Dr. Forrester:
Oh, who doesn't own an interositer [...]
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Mike:
So they worship the ever-lasting gobstopper?
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Tom Servo:
Come on, you couple of single-stomach, [...]
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Tom Servo:
Oh, they're flying into a Roger Dean al [...]
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Plane Voice:
Please be seated, Dr. Meechum. And we [...]
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[Everyone is being sucked into the vacuum of space [...]
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Tom Servo:
I could've sworn we parked at the... Oh [...]
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Exeter:
I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera [...]
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Mike:
This is when science didn't have to have any [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
He's flown into a Flemish painting.
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Tom Servo:
Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell [...]
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[deleted scene]
Tom Servo:
Well, it was pretty mu [...]
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Tom Servo:
Well what kind of shit-hole planet is t [...]
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Mike:
Raspberry world. For all your raspberry need [...]
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Mike:
Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me!
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Joe Wilson:
If there is any reason around here.
T [...]
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Mike Nelson:
[as Cal and Ruth are captured, as Cal [...]
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Exeter:
They're concentrating all their attention [...]
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Crow T. Robot:
Shall I compare thee to a summers d [...]
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[as Brack watches the interositer]
Crow T. Robot: [...]
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Tom Servo:
See, all rights are reserved, Callahan. [...]
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Tom Servo:
Left, right, left... Left, right, left. [...]
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Tom Servo:
Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and [...]
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