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Hold Me-Touch Me: You know what I'd really like? [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! M [...]	D
Ulla: Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dok [...]	D
[Roger De Bris enters the room] Leo Bloom: Max... [...]	D
Ulla: [Ulla finds Leo hanging on the closet door] [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [after hearing Ulla's huge name] W [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [sung] Guten Tag clap clap / Guten [...]	D
Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of producin [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [signing his name] Roger Elizabeth [...]	D
Hold-Me Touch-Me: I made it out just like you told [...]	D
[as Max is sentenced for fraud] Hold-Me Touch-Me: [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [Leo is on top of Max on the floor [...]	D
Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self [...]	D
Ulla: Would you like Ulla make audition? Leo Bloo [...]	D
Ulla: [nervously] Okey-dokey... you like it? Max [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: AQAP! [beat] Franz Liebkind: As [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Franz Liebkind? [Franz slams his [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [when Franz is threatening them wi [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Ooh, Ohh how I hate you! Max Bialystoc [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: You sniveling cowards! Cringing un [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: If your intention was to shoot an arr [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: And so the rule is, when mounting a.. [...]	D
[repeated line] Leo Bloom: Max, I think we're get [...]	D
[preparing to perform "The Guten Tag Hop-Clop"] F [...]	D
[Carmen answers the phone, a piano underscore play [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: You know, not many people know zis [...]	D
[Max and Leo see Franz feeding his pigeons] Max B [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Marks, you were right about one thi [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock... I'M BACK! Max Bialys [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical c [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human b [...]	D
Ulla: Remember ven Ulla Dance? Leo Bloom,Â Max [...]	D
Roger De Bris: You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. [...]	D
Judge: And who might you be, my dear? Ulla: Ulla [...]	D
Max Bialystock: I'm drowning here! I'm going down [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [with a very high Irish accent] An [...]	D
Brazilian Samba Performer: [Sung] You'll find your [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [reading through scripts] Wait, he [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I want everything I've ever seen in the [...]	D
Leo Bloom,Â Max Bialystock: We can do it! We can [...]	D
Stormtrooper "Mel" (voice): Don't be stupid, be a [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Oh and Max darling we LOVED Funny B [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mista [...]	D
Jack Lapidus: I would like to sing "A Wandering Mi [...]	D
Ulla: Mr. Bloom! Leo! [running towards Leo] Ulla [...]	D
Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play. We got the [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: This is no good. I'm not killing a [...]	D
Max Bialystock: There's more to you than there is [...]	D
Max Bialystock: How did it begin? He walked into m [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The most [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [to a prisoner in Sing Sing] What [...]	D
Leo Bloom,Â Max Bialystock,Â Carmen Ghia,Â R [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [answering the door at Roger's house] [...]	D
Ulla: So, Mr. Bloom. Ve are all alone. Leo Bloom: [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [at end of credits] Don't forget t [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: That is not how you sing Haben Sie [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Hilda, where are you going? Argent [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, [...]	D
Roger De Bris: And now finally, last and least, my [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [At Hitler auditions] Jason Green. R [...]	D
Jury Foreman: We find the defendant incredibly g [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [Leo and Max have just left Franz, we [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Oh dear, your Mr. Bloom is staring [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [patting Franz comfortingly] There [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [after seeing Franz perform at the [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: I must tell my birds!	D
Carmen Ghia: He's having a stroke! Leo Bloom,Â [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: I was never a member of the Nazi P [...]	D
[repeated line] Leo Bloom: Max... we never should [...]	D
Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play, the wrong d [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Why you miserable, cowardly, wretc [...]	D
Max Bialystock: That's it, baby! When you got it, [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Carmen, call in a singing Hitler, p [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [making Max and Leo take the Siegf [...]	D
Roger De Bris,Â Carmen Ghia: [sung] A Happy Endi [...]	D
Roger De Bris: I shall have to think about it - I' [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [coming out of the closet] OCIFFERS!	D
Max Bialystock: Don't you see Bloom? You're like.. [...]	D
Leo Bloom: We might have a position for you. Max [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Mrs. Bialystock and Bloom I pressum [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Whatta ya say, Bloom? Leo Bloom: [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Ze penalty for braking ze Siegfrie [...]	D
Roger De Bris: I am going to the choreographers' b [...]	D
[an outtake] Max Bialystock: You okay? Leo Bloom [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [at end of credits] Don"t forget t [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Elizabeth? Franz Liebkind: Ja. Not man [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [holding play] Smell it. Touch it. [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Always moving your lips along with [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: May I take your hats, your coats, and [...]	D
Hold Me-Touch Me: I know, let's play the virgin mi [...]	D
Leo Bloom: [Going hysterical, and pointing at Bial [...]	D
Roger De Bris: This crazy Kraut is crackers! He cr [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Franz Liebkind? Franz Liebkind: I [...]	D
Max Bialystock: I'll send you to the moon Thursday [...]	D
[from deleted scene] Max Bialystock: Did you brin [...]	D
[Max and Leo have just left after agreeing to prod [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: Roger, We're not alone...	D
Max Bialystock: Do you know who I am? Leo Bloom: [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [while waving a gun around] You ma [...]	D
[With one leg already broken Franz Liebkind falls [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Broadway! I haven't been so happy [...]	D
Leo Bloom: [sung] I wanna be a producer... 'Cause [...]	D
[From an outtake] Leo Bloom: Thank you for smilin [...]	D
[Max is recollecting his life while in a jail cell [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Quick darling, back in the closet!	D
Leo Bloom: I'm very sorry I caught you feeling up [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [sung as Hitler] I was just a paper [...]	D
Mr. Marks: WHAT? You've never seen someone humilia [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [to Leo, after seeing the audience [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [from deleted scenes, reading a re [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little m [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Stand still! How can I shoot you i [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Listen Roger, I know we sent it to [...]	D
Max Bialystock: So, you're an accountant? Leo Blo [...]	D
Leo Bloom: FAT! FAT! Max Bialystock: I'm not that [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [about Franz's hop-clop] It's sort [...]	D
Ulla: [sung] Violinists love to play an E-string, [...]	D
Stormtrooper Rolf: I was born in DÃ¼sseldorf, an [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Settle down, you teutonic TWIT!	D
Roger De Bris: Of course that whole second act has [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Hey... kid! Hey! Yoo-hoo? Look at [...]	D
Leo Bloom: So what time can you get here? Ulla: W [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Nein. Max Bialystock: Nein? Fran [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I'm not going to the toilet, I'm going [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Max, I think we're getting in too deep. [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Hold me touch me, where is hold me [...]	D
Sing Sing Prison Guard: Gentlemen, you are hereby [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Dear Lord... I want that money!	D
Ulla: Why Bloom go so far camera right?	D
Donald Dinsmore: I would like to sing "The little [...]	D
Hold-Me Touch-Me: [in court where Max is the defen [...]	D
Ulla: My name is Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson Ta [...]	D

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