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Hold Me-Touch Me: You know what I'd really like? [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! [...]	D
Ulla: Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-d [...]	D
[Roger De Bris enters the room] Leo Bloom: Max. [...]	D
Ulla: [Ulla finds Leo hanging on the closet door [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [after hearing Ulla's huge name] [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [sung] Guten Tag clap clap / Gut [...]	D
Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of produc [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [signing his name] Roger Elizabet [...]	D
Hold-Me Touch-Me: I made it out just like you to [...]	D
[as Max is sentenced for fraud] Hold-Me Touch-M [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [Leo is on top of Max on the floo [...]	D
Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of se [...]	D
Ulla: Would you like Ulla make audition? Leo Bl [...]	D
Ulla: [nervously] Okey-dokey... you like it? Ma [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: AQAP! [beat] Franz Liebkind: A [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Franz Liebkind? [Franz slams hi [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [when Franz is threatening them [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Ooh, Ohh how I hate you! Max Bialyst [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: You sniveling cowards! Cringing [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: If your intention was to shoot an a [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: And so the rule is, when mounting a [...]	D
[repeated line] Leo Bloom: Max, I think we're g [...]	D
[preparing to perform "The Guten Tag Hop-Clop"] [...]	D
[Carmen answers the phone, a piano underscore pl [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: You know, not many people know z [...]	D
[Max and Leo see Franz feeding his pigeons] Max [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Marks, you were right about one t [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock... I'M BACK! Max Bial [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human [...]	D
Ulla: Remember ven Ulla Dance? Leo Bloom,Â Ma [...]	D
Roger De Bris: You mean that smell is you? Oh GO [...]	D
Judge: And who might you be, my dear? Ulla: Ull [...]	D
Max Bialystock: I'm drowning here! I'm going dow [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [with a very high Irish accent] [...]	D
Brazilian Samba Performer: [Sung] You'll find yo [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [reading through scripts] Wait, [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I want everything I've ever seen in t [...]	D
Leo Bloom,Â Max Bialystock: We can do it! We c [...]	D
Stormtrooper "Mel" (voice): Don't be stupid, be [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Oh and Max darling we LOVED Funny [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mis [...]	D
Jack Lapidus: I would like to sing "A Wandering [...]	D
Ulla: Mr. Bloom! Leo! [running towards Leo] Ul [...]	D
Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play. We got th [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: This is no good. I'm not killing [...]	D
Max Bialystock: There's more to you than there i [...]	D
Max Bialystock: How did it begin? He walked into [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The mo [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [to a prisoner in Sing Sing] Wha [...]	D
Leo Bloom,Â Max Bialystock,Â Carmen Ghia,Â� [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [answering the door at Roger's hous [...]	D
Ulla: So, Mr. Bloom. Ve are all alone. Leo Bloo [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [at end of credits] Don't forget [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: That is not how you sing Haben S [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Hilda, where are you going? Arge [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Today I have taken the Siegfried oath [...]	D
Roger De Bris: And now finally, last and least, [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [At Hitler auditions] Jason Green. [...]	D
Jury Foreman: We find the defendant incredibly [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [Leo and Max have just left Franz, [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Oh dear, your Mr. Bloom is starin [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [patting Franz comfortingly] The [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [after seeing Franz perform at t [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: I must tell my birds!	D
Carmen Ghia: He's having a stroke! Leo Bloom,Â [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: I was never a member of the Nazi [...]	D
[repeated line] Leo Bloom: Max... we never shou [...]	D
Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play, the wrong [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you a [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Why you miserable, cowardly, wre [...]	D
Max Bialystock: That's it, baby! When you got it [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Carmen, call in a singing Hitler, [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [making Max and Leo take the Sie [...]	D
Roger De Bris,Â Carmen Ghia: [sung] A Happy En [...]	D
Roger De Bris: I shall have to think about it - [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: [coming out of the closet] OCIFFERS [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Don't you see Bloom? You're like [...]	D
Leo Bloom: We might have a position for you. Ma [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Mrs. Bialystock and Bloom I press [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Whatta ya say, Bloom? Leo Bloom [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Ze penalty for braking ze Siegfr [...]	D
Roger De Bris: I am going to the choreographers' [...]	D
[an outtake] Max Bialystock: You okay? Leo Blo [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [at end of credits] Don"t forget [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Elizabeth? Franz Liebkind: Ja. Not m [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [holding play] Smell it. Touch i [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Always moving your lips along wi [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: May I take your hats, your coats, a [...]	D
Hold Me-Touch Me: I know, let's play the virgin [...]	D
Leo Bloom: [Going hysterical, and pointing at Bi [...]	D
Roger De Bris: This crazy Kraut is crackers! He [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Franz Liebkind? Franz Liebkind: [...]	D
Max Bialystock: I'll send you to the moon Thursd [...]	D
[from deleted scene] Max Bialystock: Did you br [...]	D
[Max and Leo have just left after agreeing to pr [...]	D
Carmen Ghia: Roger, We're not alone...	D
Max Bialystock: Do you know who I am? Leo Bloom [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: [while waving a gun around] You [...]	D
[With one leg already broken Franz Liebkind fall [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Broadway! I haven't been so happ [...]	D
Leo Bloom: [sung] I wanna be a producer... 'Caus [...]	D
[From an outtake] Leo Bloom: Thank you for smil [...]	D
[Max is recollecting his life while in a jail ce [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Quick darling, back in the closet [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I'm very sorry I caught you feeling u [...]	D
Roger De Bris: [sung as Hitler] I was just a pap [...]	D
Mr. Marks: WHAT? You've never seen someone humil [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [to Leo, after seeing the audien [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [from deleted scenes, reading a [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Stand still! How can I shoot you [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Listen Roger, I know we sent it [...]	D
Max Bialystock: So, you're an accountant? Leo B [...]	D
Leo Bloom: FAT! FAT! Max Bialystock: I'm not th [...]	D
Max Bialystock: [about Franz's hop-clop] It's so [...]	D
Ulla: [sung] Violinists love to play an E-string [...]	D
Stormtrooper Rolf: I was born in DÃ¼sseldorf, [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Settle down, you teutonic TWIT! [...]	D
Roger De Bris: Of course that whole second act h [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Hey... kid! Hey! Yoo-hoo? Look a [...]	D
Leo Bloom: So what time can you get here? Ulla: [...]	D
Franz Liebkind: Nein. Max Bialystock: Nein? Fr [...]	D
Leo Bloom: I'm not going to the toilet, I'm goin [...]	D
Leo Bloom: Max, I think we're getting in too dee [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Hold me touch me, where is hold [...]	D
Sing Sing Prison Guard: Gentlemen, you are hereb [...]	D
Max Bialystock: Dear Lord... I want that money! [...]	D
Ulla: Why Bloom go so far camera right?	D
Donald Dinsmore: I would like to sing "The littl [...]	D
Hold-Me Touch-Me: [in court where Max is the def [...]	D
Ulla: My name is Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson [...]	D

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