[Maria diles 911 on a hotel payphone]
Maria Goldstein:
[into the phone]
Hello? Yes, I'm calling from the Bismarck Hotel. Someone put Crazy Glue on a toilet seat in the ladies room and my friend is stuck.
[pause]
Maria Goldstein:
Yes, of course it's an emergency.
[pause]
Maria Goldstein:
I know but...
[pause]
Maria Goldstein:
Look you stupid bitch, my friend's butt is stuck to a toilet seat! Which part don't you understand?
[pause]
Maria Goldstein:
Yes, both cheeks.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:29