Sergeant Webster:
Highway, I heard you was back.
Highway:
Webster.
Sergeant Webster:
These retards couldn't fight their way out of a shit house.
Highway:
That where you been keeping yourself lately?
Highway:
Major Powers and me are building an elite company of fightin' men.
Highway:
Webster, the only thing you could build is a good case of hemmorhoids.
[taps Fragatti on the head]
Lance Corporal Fragatti:
What? What?
Highway:
Well, you're blowing away all of your ammunition, Fag-eddy. Miss I ain't America's gonna make Swiss cheese out of you.
Lance Corporal Fragatti:
It's not my fuckin' fault, man. The fuckin' weapon's fuckin' fucked up.
Highway:
[takes rifle and fires at target]
There's nothing wrong with that rifle. Keep it tight.
[moves down to Jones]
Highway:
You wake up this morning with a piss pot on your head?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Uh, no, Gunny, I wore this in your honor.
Highway:
Is that right?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Yeah, you know, Sands of Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Kason, all that old antique shit. Sort of a tribute to an aging veteran close to retirement such as yourself.
Highway:
Well, I'm touched.
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Yeah, you know, sort of a recon way of saying welcome and ineveitably, goodbye.
Highway:
And the kevlar helmet you were issued, that didn't by chance find it's way into one of the local pawn shops in town now did it?
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Hey, hey, yo, that's a serious implication, Gunny. You know, we're financially responsible for these bad boys.
Highway:
That's right, you are, that's why I want to see kevlar on your head by 1900 hours or you won't have a head to put it on.
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Yes, sir, Gunny Highway Sergeant, sir!
Profile:
Hey, Gunny. My weapon's jammed!
[stands and the rifle goes off]
Sergeant Webster:
[as the platoon is marching back]
Major Powers' gonna teach you how to discipline your men.
Highway:
Webster, if Powers ever comes to a sudden stop your face is gonna go half way up his ass.
Lance Corporal Fragatti:
Profile's never gonna make it back to the barracks.
Corporal 'Stitch' Jones:
Powers is cold blooded, man.
Highway:
[after Profile falls]
Come on, Profile. You can make it. Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
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