George Carlin:
I got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses.
[laughter and applause]
George Carlin:
Perfect! Golf courses! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods. Land that is currently being wasting on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in, primarily, by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves.
[applause]
George Carlin:
I am getting tired... really getting tired. I am getting tired of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts. It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitist game, and it takes up entirely too much fucking room in this country.
[applause]
George Carlin:
Too much fucking room in this country. It is... it is an arrogant game on its very design alone. Just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is. The ball is that fucking big!
[pantomimes the size of the ball, to roars of laughter]
George Carlin:
What do these pinheaded pricks need with all that land? There are over 17,000 golf courses in America. They average over 150 acres apiece. That's over three million plus acres. That's 4,820 square miles. You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently devoted to this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist... racist; there's another thing. The only blacks you'll find in country clubs are carrying trays. And a boring game! For boring people. Did you ever watch golf on TV? It's like watching flies fuck! And a mindless game. Mindless. Think of the intellect... think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then... walking after it.
[laughter]
George Carlin:
And then... HITTING IT AGAIN!
[laughter]
George Carlin:
I say "Pick it up, asshole! You're lucky you found the fucking thing! Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home! Go the fuck home! You're a winner!" No... no chance of that happening. Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf. Let 'em fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half or so; see if there's any real skill among them. Now, I know there are some people who play golf who don't consider themselves rich. FUCK 'EM! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist pastime.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:24