Duke de Darling:
My lord emperor, I the Duke de Darling bring news. The English have reached Waterloo.
Napoleon:
Good, prepare to attack.
Duke de Darling:
But first, I would like to ask, why do we want to invade Britain in the first place? I mean the wine is made of the pipi of cows and their women all have big beards!
Napoleon:
We invade, Darling, because the British think they are so tough! They think we French are sissies! They call us weeds and whoopsies and big girl's blouses!
Duke de Darling:
With respect, my emperor, we are whoopsies. We invented the tapestry, the soufflé and the sweet liqueur. We will be slaughtered the minute we mince up the hill.
Napoleon:
Do not despair! It is my firm belief that God hates the British. He will intervene miraculously. He will send us a glorious victory on this field of Waterloo!
Duke de Darling:
Oh Bravo!

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