Tony Stark:
So, uhh, who's home?
Harley Keener:
Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.
Tony Stark:
Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...
[pauses]
Tony Stark:
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
Harley Keener:
What's in it for me?
Tony Stark:
Salvation. What's his name?
Harley Keener:
Who?
Tony Stark:
The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?
Harley Keener:
How'd you know that?
Tony Stark:
I got just the thing.
[Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels]
Tony Stark:
This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?
[Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister]
Harley Keener:
Deal.
[Stark gives Harley the canister]
Tony Stark:
What's your name?
Harley Keener:
Harley. And you're...
Tony Stark:
The mechanic. Tony.
[pauses]
Tony Stark:
You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?
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