[Wayne and Gordon have carried the Tiki Man up the stairs into the attic]
Gordon Szalinski:
The thing's only seven feet tall. Call me crazy, I think Diane might notice this.
Wayne Szalinski:
Not if I shrink it.
[Wayne pulls a sheet off the refurbished shrinking machine]
Gordon Szalinski:
Wow. The machine looks beautiful!
Wayne Szalinski:
Yeah. I got it out of mothballs and polished it up for the Smithsonian.
[beat]
Wayne Szalinski:
I'm gonna fire it up.
[Wayne begins frantically flipping switches and pressing buttons]
Gordon Szalinski:
Right.
[realizes what Wayne's just said]
Gordon Szalinski:
Oh, no. No, no! You're not gonna start it -- start it up again? You can't start it up again! You were banned from using this by a joint committee of the FDA and your wife!
Wayne Szalinski:
Is the FDA here? Is my wife here? I've made up my mind. I'm gonna shrink that Tiki Man so I can carry it with me always. Besides, it's a point of honor!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:30