Gallaxhar:
Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet. Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?
Susan Murphy:
You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet...
Gallaxhar:
[grabs Susan with one of his tentacles]
If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium. Now you're nothing.
Susan Murphy:
There're innocent people down there, who didn't do anything!
Gallaxhar:
[throws Susan down to the ground]
There were innocent people on my home planet, before it was destroyed.
Susan Murphy:
Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
Gallaxhar:
Oh, don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer, initialize cloning machine!
Computer:
Yes, Gallaxhar.
[Gallaxhar gets on the machine]
Gallaxhar:
Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out my parents were...
[machine closes; after a moment, it opens again]
Gallaxhar:
No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar:
...and soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar:
...and then I was all "no way!", and she was all "yes way!", and I was like...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar:
But I've told you too much already. Let the birth of my new planet, now called... Gallaxhar's Planet, begin!
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