Dana:
[after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde]
I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra?
Iggy:
They ate her!
Dana:
...so we're the only ones left?
Iggy:
I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus!
Dana:
F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN!
[inhales sharply and slaps her bicep]

Dana:
We can DO THIS! What do we have?
Iggy:
For what?
Dana:
...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness?
Iggy:
Nothing.
Dana:
Ughh. Something holy?
Iggy:
Nope.
Dana:
Spells, incantations?
Iggy:
Bupkus.
Dana:
Protective amulets?
Iggy:
Big negatory.
Dana:
There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil!
Iggy:
I don't know, man.
Dana:
[grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him]
There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil!
Iggy:
[pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying]
That just sounds gay.
Dana:
There's gotta be something. ANYTHING!
Iggy:
We got nothing, man. Nothing.
[whispers]

Iggy:
Nothing.
Dana:
[looks off as if she has an idea]
... and THAT is the best weapon we have.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 08:28

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