Dana:
[after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde]
I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra? 
Iggy:
They ate her! 
Dana:
...so we're the only ones left? 
Iggy:
I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus! 
Dana:
F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN! 
[inhales sharply and slaps her bicep]
Dana:
We can DO THIS! What do we have? 
Iggy:
For what? 
Dana:
...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness? 
Iggy:
Nothing. 
Dana:
Ughh. Something holy? 
Iggy:
Nope. 
Dana:
Spells, incantations? 
Iggy:
Bupkus. 
Dana:
Protective amulets? 
Iggy:
Big negatory. 
Dana:
There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil! 
Iggy:
I don't know, man. 
Dana:
[grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him]
There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil! 
Iggy:
[pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying]
That just sounds gay. 
Dana:
There's gotta be something. ANYTHING! 
Iggy:
We got nothing, man. Nothing. 
[whispers]
Iggy:
Nothing. 
Dana:
[looks off as if she has an idea]
... and THAT is the best weapon we have.
    Riportata da  il
    05/03/2025 alle ore 08:28