Larry Valentine:
[Breaking into Bernie's room to rescue him]
Holy Shamo!
Bernie:
I'm sorry I can't get out of bed.
Chuck Levine:
There's a bed under there?
Larry Valentine:
Can you walk at all?
Bernie:
I haven't walked in five years!
Chuck Levine:
Alright, maybe we strap a rocketship on this guy we'll get him outta here.
Larry Valentine:
No, no, we can do this, People lift cars, it's adrenaline, you know.
Chuck Levine:
Cars? This guy is more like a freaking minivan.
Larry Valentine:
Hey, buddy we're gonna help you outta here, come on.
Bernie:
How's my mom?
Chuck Levine:
[referring to Bernie's obesity]
If she survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down.
Chuck Levine:
Let me chop him off, we'll take him down in pieces.
Bernie:
What?
Chuck Levine:
I'm kidding.
Larry Valentine:
Just grab the back of our coats.
Chuck Levine:
Hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?
Bernie:
[chuckles]
That's funny.
Bernie:
I'm running momma, I'm running like the wind.
[They roll down the stairs and Bernie lands his butt on top of Chuck's face]

Larry Valentine:
Chuck, you alright?
[Chuck gives Larry a thumbs up but Bernie farts and he pulls his thumb down]

Larry Valentine:
[laughs]
Oh my god, oh sweet Lord, broccoli!

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