[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive]
Ted:
Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut!
Norah Jones:
Teddy!
Ted:
Hahaha! How are you?
Norah Jones:
[Hugs Ted]
How are you, you fuzzy asshole?
Ted:
Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Norah Jones:
Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.
Ted:
Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.
John:
[Approaches Norah to shake her hand]
Hi, hi, Norah Jones.
Norah Jones:
Hey. Hey there, sweaty.
[wipes hand on her dress]
Norah Jones:
Um, you ready to bring down the house?
John:
Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you.
Ted:
Jesus, you look fantastic.
Norah Jones:
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
Ted:
[laughs]
Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
Norah Jones:
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Ted:
Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
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