[about his daughter Emily]

Bill Engvall:
God, she's smart. She took her SAT scores. Didn't take the pre-test, stayed up till midnight the night before...
[pause]

Bill Engvall:
1390.
[applause]

Bill Engvall:
Now, I tell you that for two reasons. One, to brag. And the other to tell you she wants to *retake* the test. I go "what are you, stupid?"
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
If I'd have scored 1390 on my SAT scores, I'd have spraypainted it on the side of my car!
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"SAT scores right there, partner!" I wish my SAT scores had four *digits* in it!
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
That *equal* thirteen!

Film

Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign (2004)

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