[an armored RV crashes into James Franco's Toyota Prius, slightly injuring Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jay Baruchel. A bunch of cannibals from the RV pulls all three of them out from the totaled car and starts to attack them]
Santa Cannibal:
[yells]
Yo, cut his fuckin' head off!
[chainsaw revs up; James, Seth, and Jay screams]
Danny McBride:
[on loudspeaker]
STOP!
[Danny McBride, leader of the cannibals, steps out of his RV with a marijuana joint in one hand and a dog's leash in the other]
Jay Baruchel:
Danny?
Danny McBride:
[shocked]
What the fuck? You guys are still alive?
Seth Rogen:
Yeah!
Danny McBride:
Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
[tugging on the leash, a gimp, who reveals to be Channing Tatum, jumps out from the RV]
Danny McBride:
Get...
[Danny pulls Channing over to him]
Jay Baruchel:
Oh, Jesus.
Danny McBride:
Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect. It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious.
Jay Baruchel:
[confused]
What does that have to do with us?
James Franco:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Danny McBride:
[chuckles]
I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fuckin' eat your ass.
Seth Rogen:
Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man!
Danny McBride:
I do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. I butt-fucked this dude.
[Channing drops down doggy-style]
Danny McBride:
See that? I fuckin' slide right in that shit. I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. Channing, introduce yourself.
Channing Tatum:
[takes his mask off]
Hey, what's up, guys? Y'all cool?
James Franco:
That's Channing Tatum.
Seth Rogen:
That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck?
Danny McBride:
Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. I collected him, made him my bitch
[Channing rubs Danny's crotch, but Danny shoves his hand away]
Danny McBride:
Get off my dick. I call him Channing "Tate-yum".
James Franco:
Hardcore, man.
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