Uncle Ben:
[the panel has demanded to know if there is any real faculty at South Harmon]
Present and accounted for!
Dean Van Horne:
Oh, for God's sakes! Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out. He's a drunk, he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes!
Sherman Schrader:
HEY, ASSHOLE! You're talking about my Mom's brother!
Dean Van Horne:
OH, SIT DOWN!
Sherman Schrader:
[meekly]
Okay.
Uncle Ben:
HEY! Why don't you take your *P-h-D*, and shove it up your *A-S-S*!
[all the students cheer]
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