George Carlin:
There's a lot of things you never see. And you know you don't see them 'cause you don't see them. You've got to see something first to know you never saw it, then you see it and say "hey, I never saw that." Too late; you just saw it. I know things you never see. You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "shit happens."
[laughter]
George Carlin:
You never see a really big tall fat Chinese guy with red hair.
[laughter]
George Carlin:
You never see a wheelchair with a roll bar.
[laughter]
George Carlin:
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed!
[laughter]
George Carlin:
And you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo.
[laughter, whoops, and hollers]
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:37