Nigel:
[jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]
Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker.
[shows them a poster with himself looking dashing on it]

Nigel:
A star! Lights. Camera. Action!
[he starts singing]

Nigel:
I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do!
[a chorus of birds starts singing]

Chorus of birds:
He was a super star!
Nigel:
So young and vital.
Chorus of birds:
He's ghastly!
Nigel:
A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds:
He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel:
Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds:
A very vicious bird.
Nigel:
I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils!
[continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]

Nigel:
I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.
[we see a seagull nearby]

Nigel:
It was him.
Chorus of birds:
He's a nasty bird!
Nigel:
I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you.
[to the chorus of birds who continue singing]

Nigel:
Shut up now. Shut up!
[the chorus of birds stop singing]

Nigel:
It's just me.
[to Blu and Jewel]

Nigel:
I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares.
[laughs wickedly and flies away]

Blu:
Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!

Film

Rio (2011)

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