Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
[Awakening in the morning on the giant cross where he sleeps at night]
My heart rises with the sun. I'm purged of doubts and negative innuendos. Today I want to bless everything. Bless the crawfish with it's scuttling walk. Bless the trout, pilchard and periwinkle. Bless Ted Smoothey of 22 East Hackney Road. Bless the mealy redpole, the black-gloved wallaby and W.C. Fields, who is dead but lives on. Bless the snotty-nosed giraffe. Bless the buffalo. Bless the Society of Women Engineers. Bless the pygmy hippy. Bless the mighty cockroach.
[shouts]
Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
Bless me. Today is my wedding day!
[He leaps off the cross]
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