Gen. Halftrack:
[On the phone]
Uh, hello, eh, Pentagon? This is Gen. Amos Halftrack at Camp Swampy. Halftrack at Swampy! Oh, uh, that's correct. Yeah, well, I'm just calling to let you know that we've put a man into space! Oh, you won't forget us now! Not ever, now!
[after a shot of the rocket going into orbit with Snorkel then turning around and heading back to Earth towards the camp]
Gen. Halftrack:
You hear me? A *man into space*! Why right now he hurdling through...
[the rocket capsule suddenly blows right through his office and into an actual swamp nearby]
Pentagon General:
[Over the phone, after all the commotion]
What's that? Hurdling through what?
Gen. Halftrack:
[Looking through the hole in the office, forlorn now]
An apparent misfire.
[Back on the phone the same way]
Gen. Halftrack:
Nothing. Just my office.
Pentagon General:
[Over the phone]
Listen here, Half-wit, Truck, whatever your name is!
[Cut to the Pentagon bouncing around from what turns out to be him pounding on his desk]
Pentagon General:
You're about to make sure we forget Camp Swampy like we've never forgotten it before! I want a full report on this so *I* can forget it, officially!
[Click]
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