Robin Williams:
Then comes a very special time. Your first test as a father. A diaper... you're ready. You may have been a lumberjack, you may have been a Marine, you may have seen blood and guts... but you've never seen caca like this. It's incredible stuff; part toxic waste, part Velcro. The first time you peel back that diaper, "Honey I got it, now..."
[Turns back to the diaper and freezes, stunned]
Robin Williams:
This shit is green! This is incredible! What did you feed him, algae? My God! Damn! Oh, no! He sucks on mother's milk! What does it do, go to Cleveland before it gets to his asshole? What is this? And you're trying to wipe it off? HAHAHA! You can't. You only got a moist towelette! NO GOOD THAT IS! It's like handling radioactive waste with an oven mitt - no good!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:22