Gilbert:
[standing over Billy's grave with a shovel]
Ok. Head of a lover. How am I going to dig up a whole grave in time? I am so dead. Ah .
[Shovels into the dirt]
Gilbert:
that's not six feet under.
Billy Butcherson:
[emerging from his grave]
Who are you?
Gilbert:
[screaming hysterical while running away]
Zombie. Killer Zombie.
Billy Butcherson:
No. Hey, stop. I am a good zombie. I'm not even chasing thee.
Gilbert:
[holding up shovel defensively]
Stay back. And don't try to eat my brains.
Billy Butcherson:
[confused]
Why would I... .
[gets back in subject]
Billy Butcherson:
I simply wish to know why you were digging up me grave.
Gilbert:
And I simply wish to know why you're alive.
Billy Butcherson:
Well, because I was woken up and never put back to sleep. Well, I've been awake since... . How long ago was 1993?
Gilbert:
Wait were you there that night? With the Sanderson Sisters?
Billy Butcherson:
Uh... unfortunately.
Gilbert:
Well, guess what? They're back again.
Billy Butcherson:
[walking back to his grave]
No, no,no
Gilbert:
No, no, no, wait. I need your help. I'm doing a spell to kill Winifred for good. I mean don't you want to pay her back for poisoning you and sewing your mouth shut.
Billy Butcherson:
Thou knoweth how I die?
Gilbert:
Well, yeah. Everyone knoweth the legend of Billy Butcherson. You were Winifred's lover and you cheated on her with Sarah so she killed you.
Billy Butcherson:
What? No, no. No, no, no. That is not what happened. I shared one kiss with Winifred. One. Oh, she has sullied my name for eternity.
Gilbert:
Well if you help me gather everything I need for the spell, I will tell everyone the truth about you. So what do you say?
[Extending his hand to shake]
Gilbert:
Partners?
Billy Butcherson:
Mm
[they shake hands Billy's hand comes off Billy takes it and reattaches it]
Billy Butcherson:
Sorry. There we go. Right as rain.
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