DiCinema

[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]

Aguado:
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
[everyone laughs]

Ace Ventura:
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous.
[everybody "oohs"]

Ace Ventura:
Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife!
Aguado:
Why you...!
[Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug]

Ace Ventura:
Now, kiss and make up.

Film

Ace Ventura - L'acchiappanimali (1994)

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