[Thor arrives at the Asgardian Palace to see a giant statue of Loki and the crowd watching a play re-enactment of Loki's death]
Loki Actor:
Oh, brother. This is it. I take my leave.
Actor Thor:
You fool, you didn't listen!
Loki Actor:
I'm sorry.
Actor Thor:
Lady Sif, get help!
Actor Sif:
[runs]
Somebody, help!
Loki Actor:
Sorry for all I've done.
Actor Thor:
Shh. It's all right. Hold on.
Loki Actor:
I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
Actor Thor:
They'd be lucky to have you.
Loki Actor:
I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.
Actor Thor:
I know.
Loki Actor:
I'm a trickster.
Actor Thor:
Yes. So mischievous.
Loki Actor:
Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
Actor Thor:
It was a wonderful joke.
Odin:
[watching the play]
'Twas indeed hilarious.
Actor Thor:
You are the savior of Asgard.
Loki Actor:
Tell my story.
Actor Thor:
I will.
Loki Actor:
Build a statue for me.
Actor Thor:
We will build a big statue for you.
Loki Actor:
With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
Actor Thor:
I will tell Father what you did here today.
Odin:
[whispering]
I didn't do it for him.
Loki Actor:
I didn't do it... for him.
[Loki Actor 'dies' as the choir sings chorus]
Actor Thor:
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Actor Odin:
And so, Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm.
[a blue boy appears on stage]
Actor Odin:
Loki, my boy. 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield. On that day, I did not yet see in you, Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle... that melted this old fool's heart.
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