Laertes:
Hamlet comes back; What shall I...
Ophelia:
Wait, Reed, before you go on, what's the next scene with Ophelia?
Laertes:
There are no more scenes with Ophelia.
Ophelia:
No, man, I'm up for it.
Laertes:
There aren't any. That's all Shakespeare wrote.
Ophelia:
Well what happens to her?
Laertes:
She drowns.
Ophelia:
...Okay, cool!
[Ophelia runs offstage]
Laertes:
I'll anoint my sword with such an...
[Ophelia runs back onstage with a cup of water]
Ophelia:
Here I go!
Laertes:
No...
[Ophelia splashes the water in her face]
Ophelia:
AAAAAAAH!
[Ophelia collapses, dies, gets up, takes a bow, and runs offstage]
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:37