[Simmons and Grif of Red Army are faced with the Blue Army's tank, manned by Caboose. The tank is pointing its cannon at them]
Simmons:
OK, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif:
Wait. On three, or three and then go?
Simmons:
On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif:
OK. OK. On three.
Caboose:
Here!
Sheila:
Tutorial deactivated. AutoFire sequence activated.
Simmons:
Ready?
Sheila:
Acquiring targets.
Church:
[to Tucker]
I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Simmons:
One...
[Grif starts backing away, then turns and runs like hell]
Sheila:
Target acquired.
Grif:
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...
Simmons:
Two...
Sheila:
Target locked.
Simmons:
Three!
[Simmons turns and sees that Grif is long gone]
Simmons:
Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!
Sheila:
Firing main cannon.
[Sheila fires her cannon and blows up the Warthog]
Simmons:
Son of a bitch!
Grif:
Son of a bitch!
Church:
Son of a bitch!
Sheila:
Firing main cannon.
[Sheila continues firing while everyone runs away from the tank]
Tucker:
[to Church]
Hey dude, the jeep blew up!
Church:
No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker!
Simmons:
[hiding with Grif behind a rock that Sheila continues to shoot at]
"Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep, and sneak around the side of the rock." Great plan, you idiot!
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