Agent J:
[after K shoots Jeebs in the head after being ejected from Jeebs' deneuralyzer]
You're back.
Kevin Brown/K:
No.
Agent J:
Then how did you know that his head would grow back?
Kevin Brown/K:
[surprised]
It grows back?
Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Real nice! But that's the last time I help out a friend!
Agent J:
Kay, do you remember anything?
Kevin Brown/K:
Goodbye.
[walks away]

Agent J:
Kay!
Jeebs:
K, wait! I never got the updated software!
[to J]

Jeebs:
Still workin' off the 6.0.
[to K]

Jeebs:
Your brain needs to reboot! Give it a minute.
Agent J:
Kay!
Jeebs:
From the bottom of my heart, Jay, I'm really sorry. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. All those years of loyalty, trust, and respect for one another.
[Serleena's minions sent to retrieve Kay burst in. Jay takes cover]

Jeebs:
[pointing at Jay]
Right over there!
Corn Face:
Where's Kay?
Jeebs:
He's not here! He went...
Agent J:
[blows Jeebs' head off]
Kay is officially retired! I'm his trigger happy replacement! Something I can do for you gentlemen?
Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Oh, great! Right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right!
Pineal Eye:
Lower your weapon!
Agent J:
No!
[the Mosh Tendrils jumps from behind Jay and throws him to the Corn Face alien, who throws Jay to the ground]

Scrad:
Jay, how are you, boo-boo? Look, these guys really need Kay.
Agent J:
He's a neutral!
Scrad:
Tell me something we don't know.
Charlie:
[popping out of Scrad's backpack]
Yeah, tell me something we don't...
[sneezes]

Charlie:
I'm so sorry.
Pineal Eye:
God bless you.
Charlie:
Thank you.
Scrad:
Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. Now, where is he?
Agent J:
Where's who?
Corn Face:
You don't look too good.
Agent J:
[punches the Corn Alien's mask off]
And you look like crap!
[the Pineal Eye and Dog Crap alien laugh]

Agent J:
[referring to the Dog Crap alien]
I take that back. HE look like crap.
Pineal Eye:
[continues to laugh, but stops]
BEND HIM!
Scrad:
Bend him.
Agent J:
Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him.
[the Corn Face alien picks up Jay and starts bending him]

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Men in Black II (2002)

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