[after picking up Man, Pedro guns his car and takes off down the street]
Man Stoner:
Ohhh! Ohhh!
Pedro:
Hey, how far you goin' man?
Man Stoner:
[points to the curb]
Hey, right here would be fine, man!
Pedro:
What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
Man Stoner:
Wha, you got some speed, man?
Pedro:
Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
Man Stoner:
Oh, wow.
Pedro:
[gets it out and hands it to Man]
Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed.
Man Stoner:
[eying the joint]
Kinda skinny, isn't it?
Pedro:
No, it's a heavy duty joint, man.
Pedro:
Kinda looks like a toothpick.
Pedro:
Naw, it's not a toothpick, man.
Man Stoner:
No, it IS a toothpick, man.
[hands it back to Pedro]
Pedro:
[looking at it, puzzled]
it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here.
[feels around in his pocket]
Pedro:
huh... no, that's my dick.
[feels around some more]
Pedro:
, okay, here you go, man.
[hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man]
Man Stoner:
[looking at a dinky little joint]
Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Pedro:
Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:08