[Elliot as his 7'6'' basketball player self - dressed only in a towel - is being interviewed in the locker room by Alison who is now a sports writer]
Alison Gardner:
God, you were incredible tonight. Watching you... I just kept thinking how unbelievably *big* your ego must be after a game like that.
Elliot Richards:
Well, not that big, really.
Alison Gardner:
I bet it's pretty big.
Elliot Richards:
Well, it gets a little bit bigger.
[they both laugh]
Elliot Richards:
Depends on how happy I am!
[laughing harder]
Elliot Richards:
Want to go back to my place? I'll show you my bottle cap collection.
Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, that would... that would be tremendous.
Elliot Richards:
All right! Well... I should... I should get dressed.
Alison Gardner:
I can't wait.
[Alison makes it clear she's not going anywhere. Elliot sheepishly disrobes his towel; though the audience can't see, it's clear from their reactions that Elliot's great height may be compensating for something...]
Alison Gardner:
Oh, my God.
Elliot Richards:
[howling]
Hey! What the hell?
Alison Gardner:
God, there's this...
Elliot Richards:
[Alison holds her ears in pain as Elliot howls again]
Hey! Damn! Oh, heck!
Alison Gardner:
Oh, God, I remembered there's this teeny, tiny thing to do.
Elliot Richards:
What's teeny?
Alison Gardner:
No, no. Just something I have to write.
Elliot Richards:
About me?
Alison Gardner:
Yeah, just a little, short, itty-bitty blurb about tonight's game.
Elliot Richards:
Well, can I see you after the road trip?
Alison Gardner:
I would love to, but I'm working on a really *big, huge, enormous* story on the NFL, so I probably won't have time.
Elliot Richards:
Shoot, I understand. You gotta give 110%.
Alison Gardner:
Right.
Elliot Richards:
Stay within yourself.
Alison Gardner:
Hey, go, yeah. Hey, um... thanks for your time.
Elliot Richards:
So long.
[she leaves; Elliot looks down at himself]
Elliot Richards:
What the hell? Oh, damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!
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