Lily:
[Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia]
Oh, hell. No!
[grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia]
Lily:
Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.
Barney:
[confused]
Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?
Lily:
[pause, thinks about it]
One of each!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:05