Viola:
[as Sebastian]
Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.
Duke:
[laughs]
[Viola clears throat]
Duke:
What-what's your name?
Viola:
Sebastian Hastings.
Duke:
Duke Orsino.
Viola:
[grunts]
Duke:
Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.
Andrew:
Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.
Toby:
Seriously, how old are you?
Viola:
I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?
Duke:
Noon. You play?
Viola:
Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?
Duke:
Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.
Viola:
Schveet!
Duke:
Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola:
Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?
Andrew:
So you stick 'em up your nose?
Viola:
Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?
[Boys shake head]
Viola:
Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.
Duke:
Serious?
Viola:
Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Duke:
That's disgusting!
Andrew:
Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!
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