[Nick and Shawn are running through campus naked when Coach Keith approaches them]
Coach Keith:
Holt!
Coach Keith:
What are you two think you are doing? It's way past curfew.
Nick Brady:
We were just...
[Nick and Shawn grab pom poms in front of them to cover up their privates]
Shawn Colfax:
Practicing.
Nick Brady:
Yeah.
Coach Keith:
Naked?
Shawn Colfax:
Yeah, we like to do cheers in the nude, so that they really sink in.
Nick Brady:
That way our bodies learn them as well as our minds.
[Nick and Shawn laugh]
Coach Keith:
That's very crazy of you. I like it! Proceed.
Shawn Colfax:
Proceed with what? Running away?
Coach Keith:
No, with the cheer you goose!
Nick Brady:
Don't you want to wait for another coach? Or a witness?
Coach Keith:
[yelling]
5, 6, 7, 8!
[Nick and Shawn start cheering together in the nude]
Nick Brady:
Ready?
Shawn Colfax:
Ok!
Shawn Colfax:
Hey Tigers!
Nick Brady:
Yeah!
Shawn Colfax:
Hey Tigers!
Nick Brady:
Yeah!
Shawn Colfax, Nick Brady:
What do we like to eat? Panther meat!
Nick Brady:
I said, Hey Tigers!
Shawn Colfax:
Yeah!
Nick Brady:
Hey Tigers!
Shawn Colfax:
Yeah!
Shawn Colfax, Nick Brady:
What do we like to do? Defeat!
Shawn Colfax:
Dude, your crank shaft!
[Nick covers his penis with his pom poms]
Shawn Colfax, Nick Brady:
Orange, Black, and White Unite! Tigers, Tigers, fight fight fight!
Shawn Colfax:
Tail pipe!
[Nick covers his butt with his pom poms]
Coach Keith:
Your counts are off, your spacing is insane, and moves are sloppier than a kiss from a midshipmen.
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