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Sam:
Why'd you breakup with her?
Ethan Cooper:
Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote.
Sam:
Eh!
Ethan Cooper:
Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics.
Sam:
Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria.
Ethan Cooper:
Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.
Sam:
The rest of the time she cheered for America?
Ethan Cooper:
Yes.
Sam:
Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.
Ethan Cooper:
What's that?
Sam:
That she's not Emily.
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