Homer Simpson:
I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here!
[Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card]
Homer Simpson:
No.
[Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
Homer Simpson:
No.
[Takes out folded piece of paper]
Homer Simpson:
Bingo!
[Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Homer Simpson:
Bear with me.
[finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Lisa Simpson:
Alaska?
Homer Simpson:
Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:41