LeBron James:
Okay, so you had the salmon. That's about $14...
Aaron:
What're you doing man?
LeBron James:
...you had two Cokes.
Aaron:
Dude, are you trying to split the bill?
LeBron James:
Look, I told you those refills weren't free.
Aaron:
No, no, no, no. We're not splitting the bill. Pick up the check.
LeBron James:
Why do I have to pick up the check?
Aaron:
Because you're LeBron James.
LeBron James:
Listen, don't look at me differently because now I have a little money. I don't know how long this could last. Anything could happen. I'm not about to end up like M.C.Hammer. Listen, you owe $32.43.
Aaron:
[Taking out his wallet]
You know what? I'll pay it but you gotta pick up a check every once in awhile.
LeBron James:
No, no. Don't pay the whole thing, just pay your part. It's better for our friendship. Equals forever.
Aaron:
All right, all right. Fine, I'll put my credit card in. Put a credit card in, we'll split it.
LeBron James:
Okay, that's what I'm talking about...
[Patting his pockets for his wallet]
LeBron James:
I think I left my wallet in the car.
Aaron:
[sighing]
Fuck you.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:53