George Carlin:
[about airline flights]
As part of this pre-boarding, they say, "We would like to pre-board those passengers traveling with small children." But what about those passengers traveling with *large* children? Suppose you have a two-year-old with a pituitary disorder. You know, a six-foot infant with an oversized head. The kind of kid you see in the National Enquirer all the time. Actually, with a kid like that, I think you're better off checking him riding with your luggage at the curb, don't you? Well, they like it under there. It's dark; they're used to that.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:09