Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[as Joker checks and then holds up his rifle for inspection, Hartman takes the rifle and proceeds to inspect it]
What's your sixth general order?
Private Joker:
Sir! The private's sixth general order is to receive and to obey -- and to pass on to the sentry who relieves me -- all orders from the CO, from the OD, from any and all other officers, and from NCOs of the guard! Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR-LINE]
What's this weapon's name, Private Joker?
Private Joker:
[CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR-LINE]
Sir! The private's weapon's name is the Bitch, sir!
[Hartman angrily passes back the rifle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR-LINE]
You slimy piece of shit, that's no way to talk to your rifle! Now get on your face and give me 25!
Private Joker:
Twenty-five! Yes, sir!
[while Joker executes the push-ups, Hartman approaches Pyle who holds up his own rifle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How many counts in that movement you just executed?
Private Gomer Pyle:
[hard and firm tone]
Sir! Four counts, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's the idea of looking down in the chamber?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir! That is to guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's your fifth general order?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir! The private's fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir! The private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard! Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir! Yes, sir!
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