Elliot Garfield:
[out on the fire escape]
Hey! I think I have a clue now as to why all those other guys left. Crackers! Animal Crackers lady! You've got a severe case of emotional retardation. I'm not leaving Paula, I'm escaping.
Paula McFadden:
I will personally forward your mail.
Elliot Garfield:
Keep it! I'm not giving you a forwarding address.
Paula McFadden:
[to woman on the street]
Lot of weirdos in this neighborhood.
Elliot Garfield:
But just in passing I'd like to say that last night was teriffic, okay? It was the Super Bowl of romance. I give it a fat nine on a scale of ten. You lose one point for burping your wine but all in all it's still a very respectable score.
Paula McFadden:
Don't you get glib about last night it was very important to me.
Elliot Garfield:
You want to lower your neurosis for just one second I'm not finished. You want to know what your problem is?
Paula McFadden:
What?
Elliot Garfield:
You love to love someone but the minute they start taking the initiative like I did last night that scares the pants off you. Nothing off color intended. You didn't wait at any stage door me, you know? I approached first. I touched first and you can't handle that, can you.
Paula McFadden:
[to woman on street]
He is laughable. And silly! You are the silliest man I've ever met.
Elliot Garfield:
And you know that I'm right.
Paula McFadden:
If you don't let go of me I'm going to punch your other eye out!
Elliot Garfield:
Paula, you know yourself too well to ignore what I'm saying.
Paula McFadden:
Yes, that is exactly why I am trying to ignore it.
Elliot Garfield:
You know what we got here? We got Taming of the Shrew, that's what we got here.
Elliot Garfield:
[climbing the stairs in the apartment building]
Despite the fact that you're one large pain in the arse, last night was the best thing that ever happened to me, girl-wise, and if you weren't behaving like such a horse's rectum you would know that we could be inside touching and fondling all day long until about 5 o'clock when I gotta go to rehearsal. Personally, Madam, I think you blew it.
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