[the guys are debating whether or not to let a stranger into the house]
James Franco:
[whispering]
I know it sounds really weird, but... I don't think we should let him in.
Jay Baruchel:
Why not?
Headless Man:
Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way.
James Franco:
I'm sorry, we just don't know you, man. You could be, like, a looter or a, a rapist or a tittyfucker, like...
[Seth grabs his chest protectively]
James Franco:
... I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy who comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?
Headless Man:
I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here!
Danny McBride:
"Agagaga-fuckin'-crazy-out-here!" This guy fuckin' sucks.
James Franco:
What if he's the rapist?
Jonah Hill:
Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us.
Headless Man:
[panicking]
Yeah, no, I'm not a rapist!
Seth Rogen:
You gonna tittyfuck us?
Headless Man:
[almost in tears]
If you want me to tittyfuck you, I will, so good, oh, you'll love it!
Jay Baruchel:
Seth, back me up, please, we can't just leave him out there to die, are you crazy?
James Franco:
[to Seth]
What do you wanna do? I'll do whatever you wanna do.
Seth Rogen:
Uh, let's vote on it!
Headless Man:
Yeah, I fuckin' vote you let me in!
Danny McBride:
Here's my vote: fuck all of you, I'm letting him in. This is boring.
[the guys all shout and rush to stop him; something growls outside]
Headless Man:
There's something out here!
[the thing outside suddenly chops the man's head off, and the severed head bounces into the room, coming to a stop at Danny's feet]
Danny McBride:
[in shock]
This is real! This is fucking real!
[he kicks the head at James, who kicks it away from him immediately. The guys all start screaming and kicking the head around the room to get away from it]
Jonah Hill:
You guys! This man was alive a few seconds ago, we can't play soccer with his head!
James Franco:
Pick it up, Jonah.
[Jonah picks up the head and immediately drops it again as blood gushes out of it]
Danny McBride:
What the fuck is going on?
Jonah Hill:
He blinked at me! He blinked at me!
James Franco:
Put it over there!
[quivering in fear, Craig throws a blanket over the head]
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