Buff:
If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. I'd do my workout, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast of steak and eggs washed down with a pot of hot coffee and a six-pack of Coors Light. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all black leather Victoria's Secret custom made body suit so I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude, except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all of her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hangin' from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow and snap out a few Mongol lines and we'd vaporize a few million brains cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed, watching...Gilligan.
Jeff:
That sounds so great, man, yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?
Buff:
Same--more of the same.
Jeff:
Yeah?
Buff:
Just keep doin' the same thing all the time, around and around the clock, with an occasional burger or slice thrown in for our vitamins and energy.
[head-bangs street sign]

Buff:
Ow, man. And then instead of watching Gilligan we'd watch...Captain Kirk.
Jeff:
That sounds so depressing.
Buff:
Oh come on, man, tell me you wouldn't love it!
Jeff:
No, I'm not saying I wouldn't love it. No, I'm saying that after awhile it'd wear thin.
Buff:
Yeah, a long while. A long, long while.
Jeff:
Watch out for the tree.
Buff:
A long, long, long while.
Jeff:
Okay, okay.
Buff:
A long, long, long--
Jeff:
Okay!

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SubUrbia (1997)

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