Uncle Morton Middleton:
What's this? A letter from my nephew. Well, there's one thing I'll say for him: he's done a lot of silly things but he's never been fool enough to get married.
[he reads the letter out loud]
Uncle Morton Middleton:
Dear Uncle, you are cordially invited to my wedding tomorrow afternoon at four, your loving nephew, Townsend.
[he screws the letter up in disgust and throws it away]
Uncle Morton Middleton:
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Uncle Morton Middleton:
Eleanor, take a letter.
Eleanor - Uncle Morton Middleton's Secretary:
Yes, Sir.
Uncle Morton Middleton:
Townsend Middleton, Young man, my first impression of you was correct. You're a moron! I always thought you were a half-wit. But I was charitable - you have no brains at all. If you have any intelligence, you have a very clever way of concealing it. That's all.
Eleanor - Uncle Morton Middleton's Secretary:
Shall I sign your name to it?
Uncle Morton Middleton:
Yes. Sign it six times! And put a bomb in it!
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