[the Langleys have a conference about Bean's arrival]
Jennifer Langley:
[in sarcastic tone]
You're kidding.
David Langley:
Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Doctor Bean.
[family sighs]
Kevin Langley:
Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.
Kevin Langley:
Yeah Like "What is an intrauterine device"?
David Langley:
I think more like "What's the meaning of life?"
Kevin Langley:
I never asked you that.
David Langley:
That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Doctor Bean is a very remarkable man.
David Langley:
[to Jennifer]
Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.
[cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera]
David Langley:
[cuts back to Jennifer]
Jennifer Langley:
Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at Prince Charles and weep.
David Langley:
Okay, so he's gonna look like meatloaf's butt.
Jennifer Langley:
Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.
[Jennifer prepares to leave the room]
David Langley:
Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!
Jennifer Langley:
I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind.
Alison Langley:
Perceptive child.
Kevin Langley:
Hey, what's wrong with meatloaf's butt?
David Langley:
[stands up and shouts loudly across the room]
Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Doctor Bean is a genius at the very highest order!
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