Captain Hook:
You, the cute little urchin in the front row, won't you share your thoughts with the whole class?
Maggie:
Yes! I said mommy reads to us every night, because she LOVES us very much!
Captain Hook:
Loves you? Isn't that the, uh, the...
Smee:
The 'L' word, Captain.
Captain Hook:
Ooh, yes!
[grimly chuckles]
Captain Hook:
No, child, Your mother wants to read to you every night in order to stupefy to sleep, so that she and daddy could sit down for three measly minutes without you. And you mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my toy! She hit my bear! I want a party! I want a cookie! I want to stay up! I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now, now!
[inhales deeply]
Captain Hook:
Can't you understand, child? They tell you stories to shut you up.
Smee:
-And conk you out.
Maggie:
That's not true, Jack!
[to Hook]
Maggie:
You're a liar!
Captain Hook:
[laughs]
Lie? Me? Never.
[inhales deeply again]
Captain Hook:
The TRUTH is far too much fun.
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