Vomiting Veronica:
[to her husband about going to India with Charles]
Charles was vile. He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill.
Charles:
I was only trying to cheer you up, V.
Naughty Nicki:
Oh, you're *that* Veronica!
Vomiting Veronica:
Which Veronica? Charlie?
Charles:
[trying to change the subject]
Remember Bombay?
Naughty Nicki:
When Charles and I were going out, he told me he had this interesting journey around India with Vomiting Veronica. I think that was it.
Charles:
[Embarrassed]
I don't remember ever mentioning it. Maybe I did.
Mocking Martha:
Oh, come on Charles! I don't think I've ever been out with anyone less discreet.
Charles:
Well, I think that's probably a little bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
Naughty Nicki:
It is not!
Mocking Martha:
I remember you going on about this one girl - Helena wasn't it? Whose mother made a pass at you.
Vomiting Veronica:
I remember this! You couldn't work it out whether it would be impolite not to accept her advances!
[laughs]
Naughty Nicki:
That's right! Mrs. Piggy! Helena was Miss Piggy! So her mother was Mrs. Piggy!
[all laughs]
Charles:
I - I think perhaps, it was a - it was a...
Miss Piggy:
[who's been with them the whole time, not laughing]
We've both lost a lot of weight since then!
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