George Carlin:
Explosions are fun! And hey, the closer the explosion is to your house, the more fun it is! Did you ever notice that? Sometimes you have the TV on and you're working around the house, some guy comes on television and says "Six thousand people were killed in an explosion today"; you say "Where? Where?". He says "... in Pakistan." Say, "Oh, fuck Pakistan! Too far away to be any fun." But if he says it happened in your hometown, you'll say "Whoa, hot shit! Come on, Dave, let's go look at the bodies! Let's go look at the bodies!" I love bad news. I love bad news. Hey, the more bad news there is, the faster this system collapses. Fine by me. Fine by me. Don't bother my ass. Don't bother my ass none. I'm glad the water sucks. I'm glad it sucks. You know what I do about? I drink it!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:01