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Robin Williams:
[on the CIA's vague terror warnings]
Every now and then, Rumsfeld will come out and say,
[very serious voice]

Robin Williams:
"I don't know where. I don't know when. But something awful's going to happen. Thank you, that's all for today, no further questions." Well, could you give us a clue? What is this, the Central *Intuitive* Agency now? Are you working with Miss Cleo?
Robin Williams:
[Miss Cleo's 'Jamaican' accent]
'Oh, no baby! I don't know where, I don't know when, but sometin awful's gonna happen! And definitely don't marry that fat man; he only wants you for your money, girl!'
Robin Williams:
People are suing Miss Cleo for fraud. I'm like, "fucking duh!" What, do you need a blind tarot card reader before you go, 'Ah ha!' First of all, if she's a psychic, why does she need a fuckin' phone number, number one. Number two, and that fake Jamaican accent? If she was a real psychic, she'd be one of those Louisiana psychics, like, 'You gonna die! Come on now!' It's like buying hair care products by Cher. She's wearing a wig, you idiot! What you do, is you take that abdominal thing, that helps you lose weight while it shocks your fat ass sitting watching television. I'm getting six-pack-abs by knocking my testicles around! No, what you do, is you strap that to your head. And say, *I WILL NOT BUY STUPID SHIT FOR NO REASON!* Anymore!

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

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