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King Arthur:
[about the inscription on the rock]
What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard:
It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "
King Arthur:
What?
Brother Maynard:
"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere:
What is that?
Brother Maynard:
He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur:
Oh come on!
Brother Maynard:
Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad:
Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur:
Oh shut up!
Sir Robin:
Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard:
No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
[knights making groaning sounds]

Sir Bedevere:
Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Sir Galahad:
Where's that?
Sir Bedevere:
France, I think.
Sir Lancelot:
Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
King Arthur:
No that's Saint "Ives".
Sir Lancelot:
Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
[All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"]

Sir Bedevere:
Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot:
No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere:
No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot:
Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
Sir Bedevere:
Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Film

Monty Python e il Sacro Graal (1975)

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