[Party quirks]
Greg Proops:
No. No! I'm just saying no to rugs.
[doorbell]
Greg Proops:
Come on in, Wayne! How's it going, man? W-welcome to the party.
Wayne Brady:
[as "Chicken With Attitude"]
Hmph.
[walks in like a chicken and puffs up like saying "What you want"]
Greg Proops:
Are you all right? You want some...
Wayne Brady:
["No. Leave me alone!" kind of movement]
Greg Proops:
Y-you want some corn or chips or something?
[doorbell]
Greg Proops:
I'm gonna...
Wayne Brady:
["Answer the dang door!"]
Greg Proops:
Woah, woah! I gotta get the door. Hello, Col. How are ya?
Colin Mochrie:
[as "A Person Who's Auditioning for Every Part in a Slasher Film"]
Here's my 8" by 10".
Greg Proops:
Uh... all right? Great.
Colin Mochrie:
All right? Here we go.
[clears throat]
Colin Mochrie:
Okay.
[screams loudly]
Colin Mochrie:
No, wait! I can do it better.
[screams louder on higher pitch]
Colin Mochrie:
No. I think maybe this part.
[Covers hand over one eye and mimes stabbing someone while moaning]
Greg Proops:
[doorbell]
Oh.
[ducks under his arm]
Greg Proops:
You have GOT to stop taking sudifed! Oh, hi Ryan! How are you?
Ryan Stiles:
[as "Excited by Ugliness and Looking for the Perfect Specimen"]
Great, how are you?
Greg Proops:
Fine.
Ryan Stiles:
Hey, thanks for inviting me. Can I meet your other guests?
Greg Proops:
Sure, no problem.
[moves over to Wayne]
Greg Proops:
This is a chicken. A funky chicken? No, he's not a chicken. A music chicken? He's a funky chicken? He's a chicken who thinks he's a rooster?
Drew Carey:
He's a chicken with an ATTITUDE.
Greg Proops:
Chicken with an attitude?
[laughs]
Greg Proops:
Ryan, have you met Colin. He's audtioning for a horror movie.
Drew Carey:
Every part in a horror movie.
Greg Proops:
[talking while Ryan, who's excited by ugliness in this role, is gazing at Drew Carey with facsination]
Listen... can I get you something? A glass of water or punch or something? Would you like a glass of punch or something?
Ryan Stiles:
Sure, Ryan.
[pretends to spill invisible glass]
Ryan Stiles:
Oops. I dropped it all over myself.
[bends down to show Drew his butt]
Ryan Stiles:
I believe I haven't met your other friend.
Greg Proops:
Oh, well this is Drew. He sits behind a desk and makes a lot more than us!
[laughter from the audience]
Greg Proops:
Hey, Drew. Have you met Ryan? He's trying to... seduce everyone he meets!
Drew Carey:
No.
Greg Proops:
He's a man who's attracted to everyone he meets? No? He's a man who's attracted to everyone he meets? He's a guy who's imagined that...
Drew Carey:
[interrupting]
Well, here he says that he's excited by UGLINESS!
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