Eve:
Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!
Troy:
Yes you do.
Eve:
And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!
Troy:
Yes you do.
Eve:
Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!
Troy:
Yes you do.
Eve:
Or have perfect table manners!
Troy:
You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?
Eve:
What?
Troy:
He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
Eve:
[disgusted]
Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.
Troy:
I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.
Eve:
Where do you think he got all that information?
Troy:
From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
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