Lt. Jack Cole:
...So, are you married?
Det. Jim Campbell:
There, right there, is what I hate about new partners: they always want to get personal. But, if you must know, I'm single. And the reason I'm single is because every cop I know who's married has a wife who won't sleep with him, kids who don't respect him, and a dog who'd rather lick himself than go fetch the newspaper.
[the dispatcher calls in with a hostage situation at St. Edmund's Catholic School. Jack responds to the call]
Det. Jim Campbell:
... Hey, man! What are you doing?
Lt. Jack Cole:
We're in that area, aren't we? Look, St. Edmund's is right over here.
Det. Jim Campbell:
No, see, that's *suicide*. We're HOMICIDE. Some dumbass wants to jump off a bridge, it's his business. Some dumbass pushes another dumbass off that bridge, THEN it's our business.
Lt. Jack Cole:
The way I look at it, death is death. We gotta have compassion for the dead, the dying, the could-be-dying, and the about-to-be-dead.
Det. Jim Campbell:
...All right. You win. We're there.
[He kicks in the siren]
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